Has anyone seen a Tom Cruise or John Travolta movie lately? Do they watch their own shitty movies? If there is a hell can I tie them both together for the rest of eternity, set them on fire, and make them watch Valkyrie and that hideous movie where John Travolta played a southern writer who drooled uncontrollably every time Scarlett Johansson was in a scene with him?
Did I do this post so I would have an excuse for posting a picture the aforementioned Ms. Johansson?
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I don't know, but thank you! I'd certainly rather look at her sweet smile than either of those goofballs, any day!
OF COURSE YOU DID. And I bet Tom and John don't watch their movies or each others...
They make bad movies to see how much money they can steal from the American public.
No excuse is weak if followed by a picture of Scarlet Johannson. There are many other actresses whose names could have completed the previous sentence.
I cannot stand SJ, all those pouty lips and Woody Allen entitlement. Ach!
I'm suspecting yes to that last question.
As long as ScarJo doesn't sing, I'm happy.
After exhaustive research I've come to the conclusion that the movies featuring Scientologists are no worse than other movies featuring Catholics, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus or Presbyterians. The only ones with perfect movie records are Lutherans. It's true.
Not sure why you did this post, but if it gave us a pic of the very sexy Scarlett then I'm happy.
Travolta's okay, but Cruise is creepy in the same mode as Michael Jackson and Larry Craig.
Even when everyone was gaga over Cruise in the 80's, I thought he was creepy.
And don't get me started on Scientology.
Ms Hohansson, excuse me, Johansson gets $15 million a movie, and yet she can't afford to buy a dress with a top...
Maybe you should just stop going to see their movies.
Beckeye-I stopped seeing their movies long ago. Now I'm trying to get others to do the same.
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