Thursday, June 4, 2009

June is 'Celebrate Norway!' month here on Monkey Muck

Instead of doing a short 'Let's Learn About..." post about everyone's favorite northern European country, I'm going to devote a whole month to posts about Norway. You'll learn about Norway's history, meet it's people, learn about their customs, and so much more. So let's kick things off with two bits of Norway's history!

Norway was founded in 917 by these three Swedes of Viking origin. They had been kicked out of Sweden for not being blond enough and for being naughty. Their names were Skvrskynn the Mighty, Hrdyrickvens the Bold, and Lefty. They set sail from an unnamed Swedish port and they made their way to the hunk of land that would one day be called Norway. When their ship ran aground in a lightly wooded shallow bay, they were said to have muttered, "Oh fjord it, we've run aground." And that is where we get the word fjord from.

Henrik Ibsen, Norway's greatest ever playwright, not only wrote great plays, he was an inventor as well. He invented the heaving sigh, angst, the whoopie cushion, the hairstyle known as the mullet, and herring flavored Tang.

More fun facts about Norway to come, so stay tuned!

16 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

I want to go to there!

Mnmom said...

Yust in time for my interview with St. Olaf college! Uff da!

Ghost Dansing said...

Norwegian soldiers in Kosovo....

i like Norway....

Missy said...

Skål! The Fatherland! I wish I could mail you some krumkake without them crushing. There is a Norske Lutheran church by my house: http://www.mindekirken.org/ and a lovely Scandinavian shop amidst the mercados, in case you want to take the Norway in America tour this month. MNMom & St. Olaf are on the way!

joe said...

I'm just feeling all "Norway-ish" all of a sudden...

K.Line said...

In my next life I'm coming back Norwegian! What a fun theme month!

Blonde Goddess said...

Er...you do realize I'm related to those dudes right?
Lefty was steering the ship and I'm NOT related to him...but the other two...yes.

Ubermilf said...

tell us about the sausage.

Because I know they've got to have sausage.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Norway is the coolest of the Scandinavian countries, but don't tell Iceland. Wait, is Iceland even Scandinavian or is it just fake Scandinavian?

Sparkleneely said...

I KNEW Ibsen was a man of many talents!!!

Anonymous said...

Woo! Thank God for Norway! Life would just not be the same without herring flavored Tang, y'know!

tommyspoon said...

Say what you will about herring flavored Tang, it's better than lutefisk. Trust me on this....

MommyLisa said...

Hey! Norwegians invented the paper clip and jet engine.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Left was my great-great-great-great-great uncle, on my father's side.

Ricky Shambles said...

Didn't Ibsen also invent the feminist?

I applaud your efforts. As a token of my appreciation, I link you a picture of Linda and Bob Norway.

Margaret Benbow said...

So you claim Norwegians are descended from three smelly, nasty, insufficiently blond Swedes? You realize, of course, that the Daughters of Gudrun are going to hunt you down like a dog.....

Anonymous said...

Lefty also invented the sardine can key. He brought it with him on the voyage, as illustrated.

Cans were a lot bigger back then.