"Hi, I'm the girl on the far left. We're here to plug Dr. Monkey's novel, Trouble De Ville. If you haven't bought a copy yet, you really should. It's steal at $11, heck that's $3 off the old cover price and all the money goes to him and not to anyone else." "Pink pants girl here and I've got all the detail about his book. It's a funny crime novel about people who work in a book store, some of whom like to pretend they are other people in chat rooms which leads to all kinds of problems. It's got everything you could want in a crime novel. It's got murder, double crossing lovers, weak willed men, a femme fatal, lesbians, crazy sex obsessed preachers, strippers, and a divine can of Hawaiian Punch. Seriously, it's hoot but if you're easily offended then you shouldn't buy it, and you shouldn't be reading this blog either."
"I'm the girl with braids and I've got your how to order info. If you want to buy a copy of Dr. Monkey's book you send him an email to monkeymuckATgmailDOTcom with the words 'I want Trouble' in the subject line. In his return email he will instruct you how to deposit your money in his Pay Pal account. Then when he gets your cash in his account he will email you a copy of his novel. If you hate Pay Pal you can tell him so and he'll give you an address where you can send him a check and he will email you your copy when he gets your money. If you are one of those people who don't like reading books on the computer then once you get your copy via email you can feel free to print off your copy and read it that way. Dr. Monkey is all about helping you buy and enjoy his debut novel."
"I'm the girl on the far right and I'd buy Dr. Monkey's book if I read English. And if I had $11."
The gorilla has no comment about this shameless commercial post that will hopefully sell a few more copies of Trouble De Ville. However he was more than happy to comment about having his picture taken with four cute Norwegian girls. He said, "Hubba hubba!"
5 comments:
I'll do a testimonial. I'll even pose with the book for a promo photo, if I ever get it back from that bastard Splotchy
After what Monkey Muck said about these Norwegian girls' ancestors (closely related inferior Swedes with dishwater blond hair) he's lucky they were willing to shill his book!
Is that for real? Do you really have a book? If so, what's it about?
Yes Keith, it's for real and it's about what the girls in the post said it was about.
Norwegians learn English from kindergarten...they can read and they are angry with your cracks about their noble lineage! ;)
They are about the pummel you with their braids! Look out Monkey!
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