Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Go Jesse go

Jesse Ventura tears that conservative shrew Elizabeth Hasslebeck a new one:

I love how she tries to equate Nancy Pelosi's faulty memory with the fact that her beloved her ex Vice President ordered torture. Ventura is right, the whole thing could have been avoided if we had just followed the rule of law and not tortured in the first place. I'm betting Ms. Shrew will be going on FOX Noise and claiming that Ventura was rude and oh so mean to her.

12 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd gladly waterboard Hasslebarf.
No board needed, just give me a hose, some duct tape and a lawnchair.

Dean Wormer said...

I'm surprised Ventura doesn't smack her. He was the only one at that table that had actually undergone waterboarding.

Snad said...

I am proud to say that I voted for Jesse Ventura as governor, and I would have voted for him again. He is thin-skinned, but he is no dope. He nailed her on every FOX News-sponsored point she regurgitated.

dguzman said...

I certainly wouldn't have wanted him to smack her down, but couldn't he have just given her a fake head-butt?

Snad said...

He did better, DGuz - he gave her a "brain-butt".

PWNED!

Ricky Shambles said...

I overheard his interview on Hannity yesterday, and it was great, making Sean scramble a bit on the topic of drug legalization. Tasty. Thanks.

Ubermilf said...

Jesse is making me like him.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Jessie for President - 2016

Anonymous said...

I agree with Ubermilf. At least he has the guts to say the right thing out loud and fight back when the whore media try to mock him. Good for Jesse. As for Hasselwhatever...how can Whoopi Goldberg listen to that and not hit her?

MommyLisa said...

I.LOVE.IT.

Sometimes Jesse is embarrassing to my Norwegian nature, but here he is just brilliant!

Thank you for sharing!

Missy said...

I am proud of him for this, but as a Minnesotan, I beg him not to run for president. BEG. Talk about a DIVA. Oy, his response to the "Media Jackals" (his term).

Interesting Cliff Clavin factoid: The Somali Pirates came up briefly in the clip and Ventura's former high school in Minneapolis, Roosevelt, has been a magnet school for new immigrant teens. Many of them are Somali and the FBI is currently investigating if/how some Somali teens at the school were recruited to return to Somalia to join terrorist organizations. Heavy.

On a light note, I was a little disappointed that the guest-identity-byline never said:

"Former Resident of Ventura, California"*

or

"Former Professional Wrestler"

or

"He ain't got time to bleed."

or

"Star of Predator: Gateway film to politics"

or

"Former Mayor of Brooklyn Park, MN"

*His wrestler back story.

barbie2be said...

wow! i had no idea jesse ventura was so intelligent! i would love to see someone waterboard that evil bee-yotch hasselbeck.