Monday, April 27, 2009

Someone needs to tell her this is not a good look for her

Holy jeebus, what the hell happened to Joan Van Ark? Is she in some off off off Broadway production of Bent or something? Ladies, I beg you, don't go down this Joan Van Ark/Madonna road, it's not flattering and it's not pretty.

18 comments:

Mnmom said...

Holy cow, is that her skin on her chest or some sort of alien life form??

Anonymous said...

Maybe she's sick but if not:
Hand that woman a burger and fries and a milkshake. Hell give her a whole buffet! People in Hollywood are insane to think skeletons are attractive.

Wings1295 said...

And I believe that is actually a very flattering picture of her, compared to some of the others I have seen.

Sad, cause with bad plastic surgery she has ruined her looks. And back in the 70s, early 80s, she had a very nice, normal, natural look.

Ah well...

Snad said...

I'm sorry. I don't usually like to criticize people for the way they look (I usually stay busy enough criticizing myself for the way I look), but she looks like she threw herself on a grenade.

I hope she gets some kind of award for her bravery.

Freida Bee said...

I think she suffers from a severe case of this condition.

Cormac Brown said...

She's still only one-quarter as scary as Carrot Top.

Freida Bee said...

Or, worse yet... this one.

Dr. Monkey said...

Snad-I'm not one to do that usually, but in this case she brought it all on herself with all that plastic surgery.

Freida-Thanks for expanding my vocabulary.

Freida Bee said...

Sadly, you may find, as have I, that this word is extraordinarily useful. Though, in my case, it also serves as a stern reminder to go a little lower with the face moisturizer each day.

BeckEye said...

I always thought she was weird looking, so this isn't all that jarring to me.

dguzman said...

It's more than just the botched plastic surgery -- that bony leathery freckled chest is SCARY!

What happened to her upper lip? I recall she had one on Knot's Landing, but it seems to have taken flight.

Ubermilf said...

The exoskeleton look isn't for everyone.

Will someone tell Hollywood once and for all that skinny does not equal attractive?

Gifted Typist said...

Do we know what happened? Her face looks ok

themom said...

She is a walking billboard AGAINST cosmetic surgery. Several years ago when she first had her lips done, I was repulsed.

Blueberry said...

If my chest looked like that, I'd wear something to cover it up.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Wings, I too have seen a couple of pictures a few years ago where Joan looked very 'strange'.
Her face here actually looks better.
Now being in my late 50's, I certainly understand what can 'happen' to us women post-menopause...and I've finally accepted & learned to at least 'try' to age gracefully.
But, what the hell is up with that chest?! My goodness, that's frightening!

lisahgolden said...

I'm pretty certain I'm in no danger of getting gaunt, but I promise, I'll be careful.

Sparkleneely said...

We have the same birthday. But not the same look.