Friday, April 10, 2009

Christians can't count...

...and yet they want to run our government and tell us who gay people can marry? That shit isn't going to happen on my watch.

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14 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

They may not be able to count, but nobody can top them in the shitty graphics and bad hair-do department.

ReRe said...

you forgot to put "Some." :)

i count pretty good for a Christian and a writer!

(it's well known that journalists can't count, but i work hard to fight against that stereotype)

Mnmom said...

You've found quite a bit of this pathetic math among Christian singing groups. Perhaps it means something?????

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Mnmom-It means that people who can't do something so simple as counting should not be allowed to force the rest of us to submit to their beliefs. That's that it means!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bon Don said...

*giggle* You find the funniest stuff!

Blueberry said...

Is that The Fonz on the right? With John Schneider and John Denver?

The Higher Way has one person higher than a quartet... guess which one. My money is on the Queen Bee(hive).

Ricky Shambles said...

Ooh, NOM should've gotten them for the "Gay Storm's A-brewin'" video. Like getting the band back together. If it wasn't for the cheap whiskey and loose livin' that fame brought them in the mid-'70's, it could've happened. At least we have our memories. And that vinyl. Thank you, Monkey.

Doc said...

The broad on the cover with big hair is just there for eye-candy and nothing else as the horse-faced chick is the one who can sing, and then only bass.

Doc

dguzman said...

It is pretty scary how many examples of these bad-counting christians you've found. What's with that? That big-haired lady should count as two people with all that hair.

Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks said...

what, they could only afford Times Italic for that cover??

Utah Savage said...

Very funny post and comments.

I'm cued up and ready for the Blog Against Theocracy.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I think one of them is actually Jesus.

Madam Z said...

Apparently, they can't write very well either. "He'll Hold To My Hand???" What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Karen Zipdrive said...

That green color alone makes me want to atone for my sins.