Thursday, February 12, 2009

They don't like the competition

The reason Sally Kern and the evangelical Christians hate homosexuality so much is because in their minds the gay agenda is too much competition for them. You see, they believe, and wrongly so I might add, that part of the homosexual "agenda" is to proselytize people to get them to "turn" gay. And they think that proselytizing is their domain alone and they don't need all those homos trying to muscle in on their turf.

They think nothing of constantly forcing others to listen to their message of "love" but then when gays or friends of gays talk about equality for everyone under the law they scream that we're disrespectful of their religion. If it was the case that Sally and the evangelicals had to compete head to head against the gay movement for the hearts and minds and members, oops, I mean for the hearts and minds of the members of the human race, then Sally and the Jeebus lovers would lose hands down. Think about it, if you're a Christian then you get your ultimate reward after you die, if you're gay you get it after going to the gym, after going out for drinks, after watching Lost, after you wake up, etc. Seriously, if it came down to choosing to follow some stone age religion that puts all kinds of restrictions on you and tells you you're going to hell the second you pop out of the womb or choosing to be a part of a well dressed, well groomed, tasteful, pleasure loving group of folks who make love to people of their own gender then the ranks of homosexuals all over the world would be swollen beyond belief.

But they are not. And they never will be because the notion that gays, lesbians, and transsexuals are out there recruiting in the schools, through the mass media, and on the streets of every city is nonsense. But you know who is out there recruiting in the schools, in the mass media, and on the streets of every city? Evangelicals, that's who.

I can tell you from my 46 years of life experience that no gay has ever tried to recruit me to become gay. Maybe it's because they know I'd never hit the gym enough to get a set of rock hard six pack abs and an ass so tight you could bounce a quarter to the moon off it. Or maybe the fundamentalists need someone and something to hate and demonize and they decided the target for their twisted rage is going to be the gays and the lesbians until it's fashionable to hate black and brown skinned folks again. Maybe the fundies need to try to stay relevant in the press so they decided that they better go after the one group of folks they think are weaker than them.

And please notice that I did not lump all of you believers in together. I know there are many Christians who don't hate or fear or scapegoat gays. It's too bad for them that people like Sally Kern, Fred Phelps, and Pat Robertson are the Christians people identify with the sect of Jesus. Maybe if more Christians loved more and judged less then people wouldn't be so turned off to Christianity.

9 comments:

Ubermilf said...

I watched Lost last night, and I didn't get a reward. WTF?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Ubie-I'll be right there to sip you your reward, hang tight 'til I get there.

Karen Zipdrive said...

If more women looked like this broad, I think I could definitely taper off on my women loving tendencies.
;)

Mnmom said...

I always wonder how they handle gay Christians?
AND I always like to ask them how they handled THEIR decision to choose straight over gay, since they seem to think it's a decision.

Evolution will eventually take care of all of them. In my daughter's generation, being gay is just not that big a deal.

Travelingman Rick said...

ROFLMAO...what a great post. Back years ago we used to laugh and make jokes about giving toasters to someone when they came out. Who needs Jeebus when you can get a toaster from teh gays?

PS: I cannot nor will I ever be able to bounce a quarter off my ass does that mean I have to turn in my gay card?

Snad said...

I was thinking the same thing as you, Travelingman! While a do know a few fly gay guys, most of my old buds are pretty soft around the middle - as am I!

John said...

Thank you for such a great post...had to speed read it, but will be back to read it again.

Tanya Espanya said...

Did you come to my blog today? I love the gay! I support all gay! I am gay!

tshsmom said...

Mnmom, our local evangelicals send their gay loved ones to a deprogramming "camp" in Missouri. It doesn't work too well as the last guy I know, who went there, left his wife and moved in with his boyfriend when he got out of the camp.