But Hops did not like being tricked so he bared his fangs and claws and he ripped out Frisky's heart and he ate it. When he finished he danced over the corpse of his former woodland friend and he said, "Let that be a lesson to all of you in this forest, if you fuck with Hops, you die bitches."
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LOL-snort!
You are one twisted monkey, Dr. Monkey.
LOL again!
Well, that's at least much more based in reality than any of those shitty Walt Disney Fairy Tales. Get swept away by a Prince and live happily ever after??? BULLSHIT.
OK - my coffee just blew out my nose....unforgiveable! LOLOLOLOL!!!
Nightmares, nightmares. Did I get vaccinated for mumps?
Ooooh...such hostility, Dr. Monkerstein. Did someone step on your tail today?
Kenju-Perhaps you've never heard of these things I make sometimes. They are called 'jokes.' Please keep reading and you'll see a variety of them. Thanks.
And if you brew with Hops ...mmm, beer.
Brilliant, as always.
I thought it ended when Swoops the hawk ripped out both of their innards, but I must be thinking of a different story.
Wow, Monkey... Niblet just hid under the bed.
Wow, straight rabbit gangsta, yo.
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