- Political pundits
- Pat Buchanan and his sister Bay
- Anyone with the last name of Spears
- People who don't know how to use a turn lane
- People who don't stop at stop signs when making right hand turns
- Remakes of movies
- Fred Thompson
- Body fat
- New church construction
- Corporate greed
- White folks hatin' on brown skinned folks
- Animal fat in our diets
- Anything Monsanto makes
- Hypocrisy
- Intelligent design
- Creationism
- Allowing Israel to murder Palestinians
- Weird smells in the grocery store
- Adam Sandler movies
- People who get all up in yo bizness
- Hemorrhoids
- Snotty young store clerks who don't realize customers pay their fucking salary
- Spoiled dairy products
- Expensive beer
- Beatings about the head and neck that cause brain damage
- Afrikaner accents
- The slow march to stupidity
- Anyone who still believes Madonna is actually still a sex symbol
- Madonna
- Kids with odd names and the parents who give them odd names
- People who play cards slowly on Yahoo
- The obvious anti Obama bias of the Associated Press
- Greenhouse gasses
- The high keening sound in our heads that we get after being beat about the head and neck
- People who think Harley Davidson's are cool
- Drifters who give us the evil eye
- Unrecognized geniuses
- Journeyman utility infielders who can't hit above .200
- Mutant insects
- Chick tracts
- Being drawn and quartered
- Poodles
- People named Bush in any governmental office
- Russell Brand
- Dane Cook
- FOX "News"
- Anyone who says something is "fierce"
- That red head chick who came in second on the first Top Chef
- Faux hawks
- Asswipes who makes lists of things we need less of in 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Things we need less of in 2009
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Wonderful stuff. There is probably 946 more that I could think of, right off the top of my pea side brained melon.
But I would put in your top 50, "Bloggers that go by (insert name of large metropolitan center here) bitches." As a matter of fact, the world can use a lot less bitches no matter where you hail from. OK the name was funny for about 3 seconds back in 2006 when you all thought "how original" and named your blog "(insert name of major metropolitan centre here) bitches"
We all said, cute and moved on. Y'all still thinking that bitches is cute or funny.
Move on.
Bitches not funny anymore
Very comprehensive list!
We need more Monkey though. Definitely need more Monkey.
This list is totally fierce.
Darnit, that playa Beckeye totally took my fierce comment...
Grrr!
The poodles can stay.
Number 49 needs to happen ASAP! Living in LA, I see WAAAAY too many of these on people WAAAY to old to be that "cool" anymore.
LOL
Thanks for the much needed laughs :)
Yeah, I'm with blueberry. Keep the poodles. Instead can we get rid of Lindsay Lohan?
I like the red headed chick from Top Chef. She's a bitch but it looks like the bitch can really cook.
ann coulter, less less less!
I agree that we get rid of Lindsay Lohan, and anyone named Lohan - AND Ann Coulter...I agree with most of this list, but Monkey ? What is wrong with Harley's???
That goes double for me, yo.
how could you have left off boots with fur?
Mommy-When every asswipe accounttant and orthodontist rides a Harley then it's time to stop saying they are cool. Harleys have become props for douchebags who have more money than sense.
ReRe-My bad. We need to use zero animal fur until the end of time.
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