Sunday, November 23, 2008

Just so you know...


...in the time it took you to read the title of this post, Jason Statham was able to work out twice, star in three action movies, and he slept with your significant other. The dude is a force of nature, he cannot be stopped.

16 comments:

Miles McClagan said...

He did sleep with Sophie Monk though, which took some of his life force...

Karen said...

Mmmm, the Statham. I'd let him do me. Oh yes, I would.

Chris said...

He's like Chuck Norris, only with a sense of stle!

Seriously, Statham does some bad ass fight scenes. Choreographed or not, the stuff he does for the movies is very difficult.

Dale said...

The only thing he doesn't have time for is a belt. Who needs one when you'd kick the ass of anyone who questioned you on it? I'm in hiding now.

Fran said...

Oh damn that Dale, beat me to the belt! I thought it was somehow integrated into his suit.

Damn!

My friend used to work in that Mellon Bank building and I have been in it many times. Where the hell was Jason when I was there????

themom said...

Nope, no significant other here...it was me~!!! I love dreaming.

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope MathMan enjoyed it, the selfish git.

Little Merry Sunshine said...

I'm curious how much KPMG and Mellon Bank paid you for these significant product placements on your blog Dr. Monkey.

PJ said...

He had me last night. It was good.

MC said...

If Uwe Boll couldn't kill his career, no one could.

Anonymous said...

HEY!!! I used to work in that Mellon Bank Bldg. but I never got to see that guy standing out front shooting at someone!! RAts... my timing sux.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha Fran I left my comment before I read yours. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, will I lose my hetero street cred if I say this guy does absolutely nothing for me?

Missy said...

Don't I know it.

Katie Schwartz said...

Fun-neee.

dguzman said...

What's that 1970s-looking stripey structure on the right? I think I had a shirt like that as a kid.