That is a lavishly garnished chop derivative of an species of ungulate since extinct and whose name is also forgotten.
The flesh, despite its unappetizing color, had the most delicate of flavors and was considered so delicious that all members of its species were eaten in an orgy of culinary excess so extreme that its participants to this day will not speak of it even among themselves.
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Oooh, the transfats are making me nervous!
I have to squeegee my screen now.
I can't tell what any of that stuff is!
That is a lavishly garnished chop derivative of an species of ungulate since extinct and whose name is also forgotten.
The flesh, despite its unappetizing color, had the most delicate of flavors and was considered so delicious that all members of its species were eaten in an orgy of culinary excess so extreme that its participants to this day will not speak of it even among themselves.
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But . . but . . but. . what IS it?
A turducken prototype, perhaps?
What the hell is that?
I'll just have the salad, thanks.
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