Hey crazy lady! (Republican edition)

Here's three Republican women who are pushing the needle on the crazy meter into the red zone so far that it may never come back:

1) Sarah PalinWhen someone explains very slowly and in a calm non threatening voice what the Vice President's job is to Ms. Palin, perhaps they can explain to her what 'freedom of speech' means as well because she is under the impression that using your freedom of speech to criticize a doltish governmental official who is running for an office for which she is vastly unqualified for is an attack on her freedom of speech. Yo, Sarah, when the media criticize you for your attacks on your opponent, they are using their freedom of speech.

2) Elizabeth Dole.Ms. Dole has been channeling the ghost of her political idol the late scumbag Jesse Helms lately. She's taken a page out of his old 'I'll say any slanderous or over the top thing I can to keep my old white ass in this Senate seat' book. The woman who lets Bob Dole stick his Viagra hardened penis inside her barren, and quite possibly toxic, womb is insinuating that her opponent, Kay Hagen, is an atheist. Ms. Hagen is in fact an elder in her church and has taught Sunday school. But of course no Republican ever let something as prosaic as the 'facts' get in the way of them winning a close race. What's Next Liddy? Are you going to call your opponent a Communist for having the gall to learn about the Soviet Union while in college? Stay classy you disgusting old carpetbagger you.

3) And finally there's this bitch:

If this twat lived near me I'd be buying all the neighborhood kids cartons of eggs to toss at her house and roll after roll of toilet paper to roll her trees with. Disagreeing with people of voting age is one thing but denying kids candy on Halloween because their parents plan to vote for Obama is just despicable.