Tuesday, April 15, 2008

It's Christian music round up time!

Father Rogers will be singing Danny Boy, Let's Hear It For The Boy, It's Raining Boys, Your Boyish Lips Say 'No' But Your Slim Androgynous Backside Says 'Yes!,' and You'll Make The Baby Jesus Cry If You Don't Sit On My Lap While You're Naked Little Boy.


He became paralyzed after he drove his '79 Camaro off a cliff.  

Let's pray they have a campground with full hook ups in New Jerusalem.

He's a soul man yes, and he's quite fond of big butts as well.

12 comments:

Splotchy said...

If the Meeks Family didn't have an album called "...Inherit The Earth" then they are so *not* punk rock.

Micgar said...

Oh geez those were perhaps the funniest religious singer album covers yet! Hilarious stuff!
That Father Rogers song title listing is perfect!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

Jesus is turned on by how Naomi is sporting a big-assed white cross on her dress.

Crayons said...

Dr. M.

I've been looking for the "Satan is Paralyzed" album for a while. I'm trying to work up the song called "Retro Vade Satan" but I can't figure out the chords to the bridge. Press me a copy if possible.

Yours in Our Savior,
Crayons

dguzman said...

OH MY GOD these are fecking hilarious, Monkey! Man, you're on fire today! And I'm wishing that Jesus would give a little shot of soul to those geeks on that last LP. I mean, just look at old Agnes there in the front. Sweet jaysus.

dguzman said...

Oops, her name is NAOMI. Sorry, Agnes.

Missy said...

What did that Ingles guy do to Satan to paralyze him?? Log between the legs? A shove down the stairs?

Blueberry said...

They might be bound in New Jerusalem, but they're not gagged.

Anonymous said...

I always figured Satan drove a bitchin' Camaro.

Missy said...

not gagged! Ah ha ha!!

Snad said...

Father Roger looks like Graham Chapman to me. I just can't get past that to whatever souring melodic strains he might be singing.

Mnmom said...

Naomi is one ugly woman, but that guy to the far right . . Holy Giant Head Batman, that's the biggest gourd I've ever seen! It looks photoshopped!!