Candace Parker is not only one of the best players ever to suit up at Tennessee, she's also one of the most beautiful. And she'll probably go #1 in today's WNBA draft.
The lovely Nikki Anosike (pronounced ann-oh-sickee) is not only a great UT basketball player, she's also a great student as well. She's a triple major.My condolences go out to the ladies of the Stanford Cardinal basketball team and especially to Candice Wiggins.
Candice, if I wasn't in a relationship I'd fly to Tampa and hold you, console you, and whisper sweet nothings in your ear to help you get over this crushing defeat.
And just to show you I'm not partial, I'd do the same thing for Rosalyn Gold-Onwude.In fact, if Sparky dumps me and any of you beautiful brown skinned giantesses need some loving after a loss, I'll be there for you, that goes for all four of you.
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Your dedication to public service knows no bounds. Seriously, I love NCAA women's basketball, but Stanford gets no sympathy from me, since they knocked the Terps out of the tournament.
You're truly a man who understands women and our emotional needs, Monkey, and it's touching how generous and supportive you are deep down under that monkey fur.
As an long-time Lady Longhorns fan, I have always hated Tennessee and I will admit only grudgingly my admiration for Pat Summitt. That lady knows how to pick and coach talent better than anyone, including the men's coaches and Geno Auriemma at UConn.
Still--congrats to the Lady Vols (again...), and long live Jody Conradt!
I should introduce to the Canadian women's curling league.
No shout-out to Pat?
You're not wearing all orange today, are you?
BB - I don't know about Monkey, but I LOVE curling! It's fun to watch but more fun to play!!!!!
CDP-I'm glad someone notices I'm a public service kind of guy.
Dguzman-To be honest, Pat Summit scares the shit out of me. I'd hate to face her in a street fight.
Barb-Ooohh, I remember those hotties from the Olympics a few years back. They should have been given a gold medal on beauty alone.
Beth-I look terrible in UT orange.
Snad-Curling rules.
Yes, Dr. Monkey, many are the Honeys Of Unusual Size suiting up for the major women's college basketball programs across this great land of ours.
It wasn't me who made you interested in The Big Girls to start with, but if my open admission of loving the giantesses helped you come forward and admit the same, then my work here has not been all in vain for nuthin', as Jean Hagen might say.
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