"No really, thanks for NOTHING! I begged you to vote for my old ass husband so he'd stay out of my way, stay out of the house, and off me at night but could you do the one simple thing I asked you to do? No. Now I've got to put up with his old man smell and his liver spotted hands all over my hot youngish body. God damn you for not voting for him more. I'll never forgive you for this America. I mean it."Tuesday, January 22, 2008
"Thanks for nothing America!"
"No really, thanks for NOTHING! I begged you to vote for my old ass husband so he'd stay out of my way, stay out of the house, and off me at night but could you do the one simple thing I asked you to do? No. Now I've got to put up with his old man smell and his liver spotted hands all over my hot youngish body. God damn you for not voting for him more. I'll never forgive you for this America. I mean it."
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Alas, poor Fred. On the brighter side, he will now have plenty of time to sell Ronco products on late night television!
THAT'S where I know him from! Thanks, Dr. Z.
Poor Jeri. Or Geri. Or whatever the hell her name is. Big-boobed Old-man-wife. Poor her.
Eeewww yes you just know he smells really, really bad.
Apparently the Law & Order bump and the boobies bump are not helping in this election.
Rack him, pack him, and stack him. He's done!
Heh heh heh...
I thought of you when I saw Dan Savage's post on Thompson leaving the race.
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