Wednesday, January 16, 2008

And now a message from Jeri Thompson's boobs

Despite Fred's poor showing in the New Hampshire and Michigan primaries...


Hey! What are you looking up there for? We're down here.


Okay, that's better. As we were saying, despite the ass whippin' Fred took in New Hampshire and in Michigan, he's not dropping out of the race. Oh, he wants to quit but we're making him stay in it. Ya see, the more he stays out on the campaign trail, the more he leaves us alone and that's a good thing. Seriously, would you want him slobbering all over you? I didn't think so.

7 comments:

dguzman said...

Don't they make an ointment or something for all those liver spots and stuff he's got on his face? Doesn't he have enough big pharma connections to get some of that ointment?

Missy said...

Smart boobies!

Missy said...

Oh and I like the chicken header there.

Mnmom said...

no doubt

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Delia-There is not enough ointment in the world for all his liver spots. Jeri plays connectthe dots on different parts of his body every night.

Missy-Smart boobies are better than smart bombs!

mnmom-Like fer sure.

Anonymous said...

My boobies can't decide whom to endorse. Yet.

Micgar said...

She shore is purty! Poor thing!