Friday, November 23, 2007

And now for the good news

The couple from down the street decided not to invite you to their Christmas party this year. So guess what? Take the $5 you were going to spend on that bottle of cheap wine for them and stick it in a Salvation Army kettle instead. And go ahead and send five bucks to the Kucinich campaign too.

14 comments:

Splotchy said...

Do I see the faintest glimmer of holiday Crunky under that tree?

Anonymous said...

That cat sweater is the bomb!

Karen said...

I'd leave an intelligent comment here but that woman's dress has temporarily rendered me with an IQ of - 6.

Fran said...

That guy stole my pussy sweater!

Anonymous said...

When did my cousins get their own MySpace page?

Suzy said...

A couple of reasons to not put that $5 in the Salvation Army bucket: Here, at least, in order to get a bed for the night in the SA shelter, there is mandatory religious service. And they are also notoriously anti-gay. Better to choose a different charity.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Splotchy-Crunky is a Christmas miracle!

Kirby-Kicky, isn't it?

Karen-6? Wow you're a freaking genius compared to me.

Fran-You have to got to keep better track of your pussy!

D Cup-I hope their fashion sense runs in your family.

Suzy-I chose Salvation Army kettles becausewhen I was a young monkey, my family was on the receiving end of their charity more than once during the holidays.

Dale said...

I'd actually prefer to go to their party if they're dressed like that.

Distributorcap said...

i will send them $5 to get a new dress

Ubermilf said...

When I steal that for "Don't Wear Wednesday," I will be sure to give you full credit.

Fran said...

People have been tellin' me that for years Dr. but if at 50 it is still problematic... well then I guess that is the way it is.

Deepti said...

I sold my prom dress to a second hand store, and I can see where it's ended up now!

Suzy said...

Dr. M -- I also appreciate much of what they do, but I wish there was neither dogma nor strings attached. Many of my students live in the SA shelter.

dguzman said...

Please tell me she's only holding her belly because she's full, NOT because she's got a freak-bun in the oven....