Friday, October 12, 2007

Want to catch a man?

Get a freakin' JogTog then. Now, don't let me catch you saying Dr. Monkey didn't try to help you out in the romance department.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

JogTog, because what could go wrong while wearing a rubber suit?

Joe said...

Wow. I don't think it should be SLIM-EZ Suit Co, it should be "SLIMEZ" Suit Co, because you're going to get pretty damn slimy after running around in that thing for a while.

I wonder if that freak minister who was in the news a few days ago, dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation, was wearing a suit like this?

Missy said...

I'll call you Dr. Love now. will Gene Simmons mind?

Ubermilf said...

Dear Dr. Monkey,

Now that Michael Devlin has admitted to brutally raping, torturing and attempting to kill the two boys he abducted, when can we expect the apology Bill O'Reilly promised to give?

Thanks a bunch for your answer,

Ubermilf

dguzman said...

I bet they don't have a "run after the ladies" model for us other-teamers, do they? Fecking assholes.

Evil Spock said...

The uniform is a bit institutional. Evil Spock prefers running with girls when their in a sports bra and shorts.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Kirby-You should be in advertising.

Bubs-You mean you don't run in one of those?

Missy-Nope, he won't mind.

UberMILF-Never expect those assholes at FOX to apologize.

Dguz-If it was up to me there would be.

Evil Spock-Mmmmm, sweaty chicks in sports bras, mmmmmm.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

And if you don't feel like running, just stand there with your knee bent, and that will bring the boys to the yard.

Cup said...

I read this as Jug Tug.







Speaking of which, I need a new Jug Tug for my upcoming breast cancer awareness walk ...

Fran said...

I like how it is all clarified for the simple readers... in a "JogTog" (Jogger's Exercise Suit).

Glad that is all straightened out!

Is is slim-eeeez or slim-ee-z?!

Freida Bee said...

Sniff, sniff...I wish you guys wouldn't make fun of my best clothes! Goossh!

I'm just confused, because I do what the ad says, run after the men in my suit, and I never can catch one.

Ied expect truthfulness or, at least, helpfulness in advertising!

Katie Schwartz said...

I'm particularly fond of "slim-ez suit co" because you can't help but say "slime-z". Obvious, I know.

Maybe if I just run naked, I can catch a piece of man meat.

Fran said...

It occurs to me that this may go well with some burlap underwear. Can you help me out Dr?

NotSoccer Mom said...

damn, i KNEW i was doing something wrong. and it's only $12.95!