Thursday, October 11, 2007

Oh Jenna

In Time magazine Jenna says it's not a practical question to ask her why she won't serve in Iraq or Afghanistan. She says she's serving by working to fight HIV/AIDS in South and Latin America. While her efforts to educate about HIV/AIDS and to help eradicate same are worthwhile, I resent her brushing aside the question of why she's not serving in a war her father started.

It sounds to me as if she's saying that it's not a good idea for her to go, after all she is rich and Republican and those type of people are never the ones who go fight our country's wars even the ones their daddies started, but it's fine for all those blacks, poor whites, and immigrants to go fight in a useless war for oil and revenge.

It's fine for them to kill millions of Iraqi's and Afghans. But she won't be getting that blood directly on her pretty little manicured hands. Last time I checked her hands would fit around a machine gun just as well as they would around a gin and tonic. So would Not Jenna's hands, and all those preppy Young Republicans who believe in the war but don't believe in it enough to go fight it, their hands would fit around a machine gun too.

The last major wars this country has fought, the current wars of terror on Iraq and Afghanistan and the Vietnam war, have been fiasco's because the people of this country have not been behind them. The nation as a whole has not felt the need to sacrifice anything the way people did during the Korean war or WW 2. Jenna's daddy is going to string this war out until he leaves office, if he leaves office that is, and he may try to start another war while he's at it. Most of the people of this country got hoodwinked into supporting the first war and I'm hoping we don't make the same mistake with Iran.


One thing's for sure though, if we do go to war with Iran then Jenna and her sister will damn sure not be anywhere near any battle field over there. But you remember that old saying don't you? It goes like this: The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

11 comments:

Douglas Underhill said...

Nice rant. (I found this blog through Shuck and Jive and am enjoying it) I think that only politicians who have served or who have a family member serving in the military should be allowed to vote in favor of a war.

Joe said...

I've had a few conversations at work that have ended with me suggesting to my 30-something coworkers that if they're such huge fans of Bush and his foreign policy, why haven't they enlisted in the military? I point out that I served 6 years at a time when our National Guard wasn't getting shot at, and now I'm too old too enlist.

I'm usually greeted with silence at that point. There's lots of lip service for "supporting the troops" but not much more.

Nice post.

Anonymous said...

Since Jenna claims that she's involved in world wide AIDS education and how dare, HOW DARE reporters ask her about serving in the military, I have a question for her. How does she think her father's insistence on abstinence education instead of condoms in exchange for funding of healthcare clinics around the world helps prevent the spread of AIDS?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Doug-Thanks for stopping by.

Bubs-So true.

Kirby-Well put.

Missy said...

Which one is a school teacher in DChoiught it was her. Does she know DC is not in Africa?

Did you ever read the Doonsebury strip about the Bush girls going to "Fa-ju-lah"? They act like they are going on spring break. That last picture reminds me of that.

Also, does her Daddy know she is flashing the sign of the beast around?

dguzman said...

She's as big a waste of space as they all are. And holy shit, did she inherit Crazy Eyes' face or what!? Gross.

vikkitikkitavi said...

As satisfying as this all is to contemplate, no one demanded that Chelsea go to the Balkans.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I heard she's pregnant. She says she's not, but at least she can use that as an exemption if the daddy card doesn't work.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Missy-She knows next to nothing I imagine.

Dguz-LOL at "crazy eyes face."

Vikki-Point taken but the situation is vastly different, we did not go into Kosovo with the intent of regime change, we went in on a humanitarian misson.

Barb-Unfortunately her daddy card will work for her for the rest of her life.

Distributorcap said...

vikki
i am not sure what date we went to the balkans, but chelsea didnt turn 18 until 1998.

the skanky bush twins were 18 well before their skanky dad and skanky mom entered the white house.

and what did jenna do before she found aids? party

i cannot find anything this family does of use or worthwhile. it is all a facade

Katie Schwartz said...

brilliant post, simian muffin! absolutely fantastic. it's so fucking true. the rePUBEican party are such hypocritical cock sucking fascists. "other" american lives are worth sacrificing, but not their own. disgusting.