Monday, October 15, 2007

Male Pattern Baldness Disembodied Head Guy Answers Readers Questions

Hey everyone, I'm here to answer some questions put to Dr. Monkey recently. Ready? Okay, here goes:

1. Yes
2. Rusty Hinges
3. Shag carpeting
4. A purple Monte Carlo
5. Reese Witherspoon
6. 10, 2, and 4
7. Greg Landry
8. 1978
9. Ola Ray
10. He claims he was brushing dirt off it.

11 comments:

J.D. said...

I knew it! The meaning of life is shag carpeting! It all seems so pointless in retrospect...

Thanks Male Pattern Baldness Disembodied Head Guy!

Fran said...

Purple Monte Carlo? There is a provocative answer if I ever saw one!

I would have to say that I think it has to do with what kind of auto was used, back seat of course, for the conception of Jenna and Not-Jenna.

That however, remains but a suspicion.

XUP said...

Reese Witherspoon? Are you sure? I would have thought Al Franken.

Missy said...

I am so glad to have all these things cleared up finally.

Al Franken: my next Sentaor!

truthsurfer said...

1+0+2+4 = 7...the answer is seven. Your mistake was not in finishing...not uncommon with disembodied heads

minijonb said...

that guy would be a riot at parties.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

He really was brushing dirt off it, I saw him. It was filthy.

BOSSY said...

Well now that you've cleared that up...

splord said...

Mmmm, Ola Ray!

Whiskeymarie said...

I swear I thought it was a maroon AMC Gremlin, but you seem to know what you're talking about, so there you go.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

JD-Go get a shag hair cut now.

Fran-I'm all about provocation.


Urban-Yes, he's sure. The answer is Reese Witherspoon. If you'd heard the question then you'd know why.

Missy-From your lips to the universes ear.

Truth and justice-No, the head was correct. You did not hear the question.

Minijonb-You got it man.

Barb-Thanks for being a witness.

Bossy-I aim to please.

Phydeaux-I'm glad someone knew who she is.

Whiskey-You're not far off, there was an AMC Pacer involved as well.