I dug out the ol' axe and I've been entertaining the assembled throngs with my hot licks and the sweet sounds of my Islammo-Fascism week original compositions such as "Osama You're No Obama," "Kiss My Camel Toe," "Scrub My Burqua," and "Is That an IED in Your Pocket or Are You Just Going to Kill Me Because You Hate My Freedom So Much?"
As you can see Rick Santorum Jr. loves my music and it looks like he loves Twinkies a bit much too. Oh well, Rickjay, as us cool kids call him, is one party hearty animal! He told me he wishes it could be Islammo-Fascism week all year long! And why would he say a thing like that? It's because of the party games of course!
There's nothing like taking a stiff rod and giving the old pinata a good bash!
Why even the kids love, love, LOVE it as well! As you can see this little doll likes to make bricks to toss at the pinata/effigy of our bloodthirsty Freedom Lover in Chief.*******
Not in the mood for loud raucous rock and or roll? Don't feel like hitting a pinata that could be full of hornets or used motor oil? Well then, step out back and join the fun as some white folks who hate Muslims as much as Bush/Cheney do dance the days of Islammo-Fascism week away! It's guaranteed good fun and we promise no ones loins will become inflamed with desire.
But after 10 PM we can't make that claim because that's when DJ Freedom Frenzy rocks the mic and we turn the dance floor over to the young and the restless. Douchebags and skanks alike will be dancin', groovin', ravin', and hatin' on the Muslim haters till dawn. Bring your own towel and maybe even a condom or two just to be safe!
But after 10 PM we can't make that claim because that's when DJ Freedom Frenzy rocks the mic and we turn the dance floor over to the young and the restless. Douchebags and skanks alike will be dancin', groovin', ravin', and hatin' on the Muslim haters till dawn. Bring your own towel and maybe even a condom or two just to be safe!
For those of you who don't dance we've got a special treat in store for you. Norman Podhoretz has sent us a real live Muslim woman that you can mock, hurl epithets at, and witness about the baby Jesus to. Maybe she'll convert or maybe she continue to cling to her hellish hellbound Jesus hatin' beliefs. Who knows? That's part of the fun of Islammo-Fascism week!
We here at el Casa de Monkey hope you enjoy the rest of the week's parties and celebrations. And remember after this great week is over with we go back to our usual 51 weeks of Christo-Fascism.
3 comments:
Nice Axe.
Funny, I know that song.
Islamo-woman looks like a surgeon in that outfit.
Rock it, Monkey!
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