Sunday, October 14, 2007

If only someone would have said something earlier


When the increasingly strong hurricanes start hitting us every three or four weeks, when the Atlantic Ocean conveyor shuts down and permanent winter sets in on northern Europe and Great Britain, when the sea levels rise and all their precious spacious beach houses get washed away, all the Reich wing haters of Al Gore are going to blame him for the drastic consequences of climate change. They're going to scream, "It's his fault for not telling us sooner. It's his fault for not saying it louder and making us listen."

And when their grandchildren and great grandchildren go off to fight wars over water rights and as the human population as a whole gets sloughed off by the planet, they'll wish they'd listened and took positive action instead of sticking their WASPy heads in the sand.

5 comments:

Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...

The Republicans can't admit their wrong and stupid for them its like a sin.

dguzman said...

Well said, Dr. Monkey.

I'm sure a Monkerstein administration would bring Al Gore on as a science consultant and address this issue with the proper attention is deserves.

VOTE MONKERSTEIN!

Johnny Yen said...

I can see that you've fallen victim to liberal madness. If only you'd listen to the Republican science experts-- you know-- the "consultants" bought and paid for by the petroleum and coal industries...`

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Dr E-Nope, they can't admit when they're wrong and we all suffer because of it.

Dguz-Thanks girl!

Johnny-I fell victim to that madness years ago.

Katie Schwartz said...

That is painfully true. Most zealies don't even believe in global warming. It kills me. They're so god damned busy procreating, they fail to see that their 3 dozen kids per household won't have the kind of earth we've had. It's so sad.