My lovely and oh so smart progressive niece in Texas sent me this link in an email. For those of you who do not want to follow it, it's a link to the full page ad that those crazy "thespians" at the Pigeon Forge Miracle Theatre took out in USA Today.
Never let it be said that some christians can't take a joke, because they fucking well can't.
And yes, I know where that "theatre" is, and no I have never been there. We've driven past it a few times when we went to Pigeon Forge, which I will admit is rare because the girlfriend hates Pigeon Forge with a passion. I on the other hand merely judge it to be an abomination what with all chain restaurants, the shitty outlet malls, and the whole Dollywood thing. If you truly love bad taste, bad food, bad tourist attractions, and you love to have evangelical christianity shoved up your booty hole so far that it comes back out your nose, then by all means visit Pigeon Forge. Me, I'm staying the hell away from it for as long as I can.
Oh and to you kids at the Miracle Theatre, you can suck it. This blog is my god now.
12 comments:
Pigeon Forge?
Pigeon Forge?
What the fuckery-do-dah-day is a freaking Pigeon Forge?
oh, sorry....and 'Christian Thespians' sounds almost self-contradictory, doesn't it?
~commander other~
Pigeon Forge?! Wow.
As for Kathy Griffin- my idol, I need to go find the quotation where she says something like "Am I the last Catholic with a sense of humor?"
And no she is not- FranIam is here to mock and deride right along with her.
Pigeon Forge.
I pray to your blog each night before I go to bed.
Dude, I didn't know you lived in Tennessee. You're not a Vol are you? If you are, I mean, that's cool and all, but I really like you and this blog a lot, and if it's the work of a Vol, I might throw up in my mouth a little.
I read about that. You should dress as Kathy Griffin and attend a performance.
Atlanta's in worse press shape than you. This week, we have the guy who was feeding kittens to his pit bull ... the armless man who headbutted a guy to death (the guy actually had a heart attack, though) ... and the sixtysomething woman who was arrested and stripped-searched because she asked why surveyors were on her property.
Sucks when CNN is in your backyard.
Commander-It does sound that way doesn't it.
Fran-I have no idea where that name came from.
Chris-It's too late for you to be saved by my blog, maybe your children will experience it's salvation.
Station Agent-I may live in TN but I'm no Vol. I'm a Wolverine due to the fact I was born in Detroit.
Beth-You mean I should dress MORE OFTEN as Kathy Griffin.
This monkey is MY god now.
what is a Vol? What is Dollywood really like? Have you seen the coat of many colors?
Wil they performany Arthur Miller at that theater? Like "The Crucible"?
Barb-Thank you for you kind worship my dear. I grant you salavtion.
Missy-1)It's short for volunteer.
2)Dollywood is hell. 3)Nope. 4)Not likely. 5)Yes, I like "The Crucible."
Hello, Doctor,
I only recently discovered your blog and am enjoying it most thoroughly.
I thought a vol was some kind of rodent.
Christian thespians? Doesn't the book of Leviticus declare that thespiality is an abomination?
Pigeon Forge? I can never find my hammer and anvil when I need them!
Kathy Griffin is a damn funny gal. I hope she never stops offending hypersensitive assholes.
Ed-Hello yourself. Glad you could make the party. If i'm not mistaken your the significant other of a certain blonde school marm and father to two young blogettes. If you would send more of your family to my blog.
Vikki-You and me both sister.
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