There is no truth to the rumor that I spent any time with Britney Spears older more retarded looking sister while I was at the beach.
And I certainly did not share any of my onion rings with her.
That's all I'm going to say about the matter. I mean it. Now leave me alone.
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What? When did you get back? How am I supposed to keep up with all this writing you do?
Also, I cannot possibly express how deeply disappointed I am that you do not, in real life, wear a fez.
Deeply.
Disappointed.
ubermilf.. I think he just does not wear hjs fez to the beach. If I recall, last year it blew off his monkey head and sailed across the ocean blue, all the way to Fez, in Morocco!
Then someone found it, but no one could read English and thus could not translate the label sown inside. (Which for the record -was a union label!
Finally the fez found its way to the Casbah. Someone did understand the "If this is found, please put in a postbox and return to Dr. Monkey VonMonkerstein, Tennesee, USA."
So they did, it got mailed back and now he knows better. That fez was a bit faded and flattened from its amazing journey, so now it sits on a shelf at Casa de Monkey. It is a reminder of just how good humankind is.
Phew. That was all spontaneous. I'm too exhuasted to do my own post now.
And you probably didn't get her tan either. That's a shame, man.
I would like an onion ring.
Who is Britney's more retarded sister — Georgia Bush?
those onion rings are more talented than Britney was last nite
it's interesting, at this point, that britney can have a more retarded looking sister.
however, i'm really concerned about those onion rings. they look threatening.
Are you sure it wasn't Britney herself? I always thought she was the more challenged one. Certainly last night she was.
Funny, I saw Britney's actual sister in an interview once and she seemed to have a lot more on the ball upstairs than her sister. Albeit, that's not hard to do.
UberMILF-I'm used to disappointing women, the longer you know me the more disappointed you'll become.
Fran-Holy crap, I need to hire you to write my Dr. Monkey backstory!
Mad-I don't tan well.
Missy-Coming right up!
Beth-Georgia Bush, good one!
Dcap-So is a plate of shrimp.
Kelsi-They did threaten me but I ate them anyway. It's not like I eat that shit very often, I was on vacation.
Barb-It could have been, I may have been water logged at the time.
Getkristi-I try not to watch interviews with her or her family.
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