Thursday, September 20, 2007

He's back

The angry monkey is back and he's plenty pissed off.

First up is what the hell is going on in Washington DC? If anyone ever says that the military is better off under Republican administrations they are feckin' blind. The Reich wing wants to keep our troops in Iraq longer and with fewer days home, when some Democrats try to reverse that they get called cowards and surrender monkeys, strange huh. How feckin' insane is that? Lets get one thing straight, a Republican administration is good for military contractors and the corporations who sell to them, they are not good to the military itself.


Second, if they took habeus corpus away from people who they arbitrarily claim are enemy combatants don't feckin' think for a moment they won't take yours away too if they want. Are we all too chicken to get behind Pat Leahy in his quest to bring sanity and the rule of law back to our land?


Third, could the Red Sox and the Tigers both suck a little less please? I mean come on, it's feckin' September so it must be time to roll over for the Yankees right? Actually, I'd kind of like to see the Sox keep choking until they get rid of that over paid George Bush loving ass wipe Curt Schilling.

Fourth on the agenda is the troll that is my neighbor. Hey idiot, it's finally cooled down enough for us to shut off our AC and open the window, could you fucking lay off the leaf blower for a day or so? Do you have to use that thing for an hour and a half under my window to blow those four oak leaves and two twigs?


That's all for now. I need to spend a little quality time with Karen Allen, man how cute is she?, I saw Animal House on Cinemax the other night and it was sooooo good seeing her in the uncut version for a change, and I'll be back after while with a list of things I'm happy about.

4 comments:

Missy said...

ah yes, noisy yard work. Why just yesterday there was a man rummaging for scrap metal in the alley behind our house loudly disassembling a discarded fridge with no tools at 7am. He got up bright and early to bang around that fridge, slam it on the ground & against a garage, and toss aside plastic parts at a time when the acoustic and quiet of the wakling city would be best for all to hear. So thoughtful.

dguzman said...

Those stupid leaf-blowers are the most ridiculous invention ever. How fecking useless are they!? Gees, let the WIND blow the leaves and grass off your precious driveway, asshat! Or perhaps you could get out a BROOM and sweep it off! Ridiculous. I'm so pissed off I could piss turkeys right now.

Whiskeymarie said...

I had to go out in my pajamas, in the dark, in the snow, in the middle of January to yell at some jackass snow-removal company that my gross neighbor hired. They somehow thought it was both appropriate and useful to use leafblowers to blow snow off of the sidewalk at 6:00 in the morning. I think I scared them because they never did it again.

mwb said...

Karen Allen and Brooke Adams, who mysteriously was confused with her sometimes, were definite cuties and crushes of mine back in the day.