Lighten Up, It's Tuesday!

Has it been two weeks already? It is really time for another one of these?
Umm, hell yeah, you been bookmarking like crazy lately Doctor.
You're right Sparky.
Of course I am. Let's get this laugh party started!
You got it pal, but you know you're not real, right?
Yeah, sure. I'm not real, right. And you're not a monkey running for President if Kucinich doesn't get nominated.
Point taken. Here's the list of stuff from your blogs that made Sparky and I laugh in the past few weeks:

• She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkk. After a few tense days with out her brand of twisted sunshine, Meg from NY worms her way back into our hearts and into our blog roll. Seriously, her latest post may make you sick but it's must reading if you want to laugh.


• We found the coolest new hang out. It's a freakin' campground, a sprawling ramshackle one. Some dude named Bubs owns it and he feckin' nailed the difference between men and women when it come to fireworks. And he found a new folk hero for our times.


• Speaking of finding new people, we found the cutest nurse gal. What we love about her is she's so into cooking! And so cheeky too, yeah that's it cheeky.


• As if turning the reigns of power over to him in 2012 won't be bad enough, we're going to have to worship him too. Damn you Evil Spock! Ah well, at least we can do it in the confines of our trailer, oops, I mean our mansion here in Monkey Town.


• When I get hit in the nuts it's a tragedy, when you get yours stepped on it's funny as hell. I'm warning you that this link from my fellow simian blogger is not safe for work, or maybe even to look at in the first place. And guys don't try to tell me you didn't feel phantom pain when you looked at that. You know you did. And ladies, don't get any ideas from looking at that photo.


• I was going to list all the posts super duper fantastic Jewgirl Katie has written lately that made me laugh out loud, but there were just too damn many. Just go see her blog and know that my name is not on the list of men with names who she would never do (thank you jesus!).
  
• Dr. Zaius got our Idiot in Chief a cake and I agree one hundred per cent with the sentiment. Come October Doc, just get me a nice slice of lemon meringue pie.


• Princess Sparkle Pony found possibly the weirdest porn ever. But if I was still 15, I would have bookmarked it for a very different reason.


• Asimov wrote I, Robot and Romius T of The Self Help Center wrote I Pedal. The difference between the two is that hack Asimov never made me laugh so hard that Mountain Dew came out of my nose. Take that Issac!


• The man who started the Adopt An Actor craze, well okay it hasn't been a craze yet, but it's getting there, I, Splotchy doesn't need a lot of fancy words to make us laugh, sometimes only a few will do.

That's all I got folks, if you wrote a funny post that I didn't link, then I'm sorry, I look at a lot of stuff and sometimes I forget to bookmark, so sue me.

And, my god damned internets that I fucking pay $50 a fucking month for are running slow tonight. But I better be careful and not complain too much about it or they'll go all Sprint on my ass.

Have a great day kids and remember to lighten up, it's Tuesday!