Jokes you can tell your parents

Jokes told by under age teens week ends with Hall Monitor Gal. Put those hands together for her. Did you know that where ever you find four Irish Catholic priests, you find a fifth too?

Wow, thanks everyone. You're a great audience. I'm here all summer because keeping the school hallways clear of nattering nabobs and malodorous malcontents is a full time job. Don't forget to tip your waitress. Oh yeah, lemme see your hall pass too. Come on, give it up. You lost it? That's bull jive. Come on, you're going to the principals office with me.