Jokes you can tell your parents

Under age 18 joke tellers week continues! Please put your hands together for Not Quite Lindsay Lohan Teenage Chick. She's got a joke you can tell your folks.

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Hey thanks! You guys rock but my parents suck, they totally don't "get" me and they have all kinds of crazy rules that make no sense, like making me tip waitresses and junk like that. I am so out of there as soon as I turn 18 or I make a million dollars at my job at the Sunglasses Hut, whichever comes first.