Thursday, May 17, 2007

Lynchburg, Mon Amour

Now that homophobic racist Jerry Falwell is takin' the dirt nap, folks in Lynchburg, VA are moping around wondering if their town will ever scale the heights of fame ever again.

Not to worry Lynchburg! You've got so much going for you that the death of one homophobic racist Jeebus follower won't hurt your spirit!

Why, just look around you Lynchburg and remember what made you grrrrrrrrreat!







The shopping!












The fabulous malls!













The beautiful homes!













The wonderful neighborhoods!














The lovely ladies!


















The hardworking God fearing men!














The backbone of our nation, the nuclear family!














The arts!







So chin up Lynchburg and remember you are a city of Americans, not Americants.






Never forget that you are the city that made Jerry Falwell possible, so stay classy Lynchburg!!!!!!!





2 comments:

Peacechick Mary said...

How many people live in that town? Answer: None - they are all animals!

Just think, old Jer is laying there in their midst full of embalming fluid.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Mmmmmmm, emblaming fluid, mmmmmmmmmmmm.