Other things Liberals are responsible for...

Newt, Roosh, and the rest of the right wing nuts are blaming the VA Tech massacre on the liberals. Ok, I get it, the things you people are saying are so divorced from reality that surely you are joking. To show you I get "it," here is a list of other things liberals are "responsible" for:

1) All the cancer in the world
2) Bad breath
3) Every oil spill everywhere
4) Rickets
5) Nazi's
6) Date rape
7) The Iraq war
8) Measles
9) Ignorance
10) Mullets (the hairstyle not the fish damn it)
11) REO Speedwagon
12) Itching and burning
13) Puss
14) Sagging boobies
15) Every political crisis in Africa
16) Slavery
17) Spoiled milk
18) Gout
19) The devastation following Hurricane Katrina
20) Your bad mood

Holy crap! What will they unleash on us next those liberals? Damn them.

Hang on, wait a second, I just remembered some of the things that liberals are really in fact responsible for:

1) Social Security
2) Medicare
3) The Voting Rights Act (which bush jr is loathe to enforce)
3) The Civil Rights movement
4) Female sufferage (that givin' the gals the right to vote in case a conservative is reading this)
5) The eight hour workday and the forty hour work week
6) The fact that we no longer have child labor in the good old USA
7) The EPA, OSHA, NEA (although bush and his thugs have defanged all of them)
8) Every social program in this country that has benefited the most amount of people
9) Stopping our Constitution from being trampled on further by the right wing nut bags in the bush jr administration.