Grace convinced me to give my life to the Lord

It's official, I surrender. The years of being brow beaten by religious nut jobs have taken their toll on me and I must now join the rest of the sheep in worshipping the Lord. My friends, do not weep for me, for I go willingly. Know that everything will be perfect for me as I join this walk with the Lord. I've never been happier than I am right this second because I know the Lord has a plan for me and for the rest of my life.

Please know that like all good sheep of the Lord, I must try to convince you that you must follow the Lord as well. The Lord demands it, for he is a jealous Lord who wants you to only worship him. Do not be annoyed if I constantly try to win you to the Lord, I will be after all just following my Lord's instructions.

I urge you all to give yourself to the Lord this second. Fall on your knees and praise the Lord!
The Lord gave us his only son:

And all that believe in and praise the Lord shall go to paradise when they die and sit at his right hand.
The power of the Lord is mighty indeed for only the Lord could have put Satan behind bars: So if you know what's good for you, you'd better start following the Lord now because if you don't then the Lord will shoot your pagan ass and send you to hell.
I can never thank you enough Grace for leading me to the Lord. The Lord rocks my world.

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