Meanwhile, back at George Zimmerman's house...

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe the nonsense that the right wing media is spewing about George Zimmerman saving a family from a burning car.  If you believe that shit, then you'll believe that I have a secret supermodel girlfriend who lives in Canada.

Trailer Park News Update

The Queen of the Trailer Park(tm) Britney Spears sister, Jamie Lynn Spears,  gave birth to a little girl.  The baby is healthy, happy, and already pregnant.  Please do not send food or diapers to the Spears family trailer park compound, Britney has seen to it that the child of her number one lady in waiting will have enough Mountain Dew, Cheetos, Snickers bars, and thongs to last her until she hits the age of 21.  

Saturated

Take a look America, there's your heroine, the trailer park girl who made it big. She's the one you can't get enough of. The one who you've got to hear about every second of every day. The one who the gossip shows trail every nanosecond and report on every millisecond. The one whose mom was such a fame and attention whore that she turned both her daughters into camera sluts. The one who will not see a psychiatrist or doctor unless that psychiatrist or doctor has a show on TV.
And while you're looking America, sneak a peek at this thing. She used to be cute and a decent young actress. Then the fame she and her family craved so much for her went to her head and your insatiable lust for news and skeezy pictures of her turned her into disgusting slag heap of flesh and bone. She had to top ol' Trailer Trash Spears didn't she? She had to keep your attention somehow didn't she? Yes she did. And she had to do it because there are 24 hour "news" networks and tabloid papers and websites that need to be fed a constant stream of images of skanks partying and fucking up. So in order to stay famous and more outrageous she turned to crack, meth, dick, booze, rehab, and more dick in order to stay on top of the fame heap. She's a pretty sight now isn't she America? All pale and pantyless, all coked up and reeking of stale flop sweat and god knows what else. Yep, if that's what fame does to a person, then you want more don't you America?

Wait, don't look away yet, we've got one more fame whore to look at:
Awww, isn't she sweet? All sad and teary. Oh poor thing. She, just like her gal pals, broke the law and assumed that because they were rich and famous that they were above it, just like their role models Bush and OJ and Robert Blake, that they'd never have to pay the price, but when she did she cried like junkie without a fix. Poor Paris, she had no one to fuck to get out of her predicament, no one to pay off so she wouldn't have to do time with the great unwashed, no TV show to go on to say how she was being abused by the fame machine that made her.

You know what America? I'm fucking sick of these little girls. And if we stopped paying attention to their antics this maybe they'd stop flashing their celebrity jizz encrusted faces on TV and in magazines. It's no wonder Spears is so fucked up now, if you had cameras shoved in your genitals every hour of every day then you'd crack too. It's a wonder she hasn't cracked sooner.

And Lindsay, it's a wonder she hasn't signed to do World's Biggest Gang Bang 5 yet. We all enabled her, well by we I mostly mean her mother and the celebrity obsessed media, to the point where of course she's going to act out by snorting anything white, drinking anything she can wrap her hand around, and shoving anything inside her vagina that will satisfy her for a moment or two.

Paris? Who the hell ever heard of Paris fucking Hilton before the other two got famous? She was just some jaded rich girl who saw the attention that Brit and Lind were getting so she jumped into the fame vortex with her legs open, her mouth and nose open for drugs and drink, and her mind closed. And since her family had money and some people found her attractive she got what she wanted, world wide attention all the time.

It's time to say ENOUGH! It's time to make the gossip mags back the hell off and tell Access Hollywood and The Insider to shut down. We've reached saturation point. We should storm the offices of People and In Touch and Us Weekly and give all those people a sound beating for writing more shit about these three. And as much as it pains me to say it, we should all email Keith Olbermann and demand he stop doing puff pieces about these whores on Countdown. With all the trouble we've got in this country our media needs to stop paying attention to who these guttersluts are screwing and what they're drinking and start paying attention the things that really matter. If we stopped supporting the fame industrial complex and the multinational corporations behind it then maybe they'd stop telling us the consistency of Paris's last bowel movement and when Lindsay's last heavy flow day on her period was.

Some people need to know all the ins and out of these gals lives, I don't. I'd rather know which multi national corporation is giving how much to which guy in Washington DC. I'd rather not know who is screwing Ms. Spears, instead I'd like to know which politician is getting ready to screw us all by going into lobbying for big business after a long "distinguished" career. I don't want to know what these three are sticking up their noses, I do, however, want to know what the criminals in big business are sticking in the ground. I've had it up to here with stories about how "hot" they look, I want news stories about things we can do to stop the climate from changing. Stop telling me who's eating them and tell me what's in my food that might kill me.

Is that too much to ask?