Name game

The list of pre approved royal baby names is as follows:

• Trigger
• Scooter
• Melvin LeGrange
• Hugh Gorgan
• Stu Pidasso
• Nancyboy Inbred
• Nugget O'Shay
• Second Darren
• Fuckface McTitty
• Joffery Lannister
• Bingo Bango Bongo
• THX 1138
• Nimrod Nantucket