Bust out the Ouija board because I'm about to get all psychic on your asses

I predict that Bush McCain will say the following things in the future:

1. "Yes, I lost the election but you know what? I never lost any elections when I was a prisoner of war."
2. "Honey of course I let her give me a hand job. It's not like I got any hand jobs when I was a prisoner of war."
3. "I don't use email because we didn't use email when I was a prisoner of war."
4. "Okay, I called my wife a cunt but I never called her a cunt when I was a prisoner of war."
5. "I ran over that Mexican pool boy on my way over here but it's okay because I ran over people when I was a prisoner of war."
6. "I was a prisoner of war when I was a prisoner of war so lay off me okay?"
7. "My favorite TV show when I was a prisoner of war was The Prisoner."
8. "There were no uppity Negroes with aspirations of being President when I was a prisoner of war, so anything I might say that is offensive to that colored boy with the big ears is excused because guess what? I was a prisoner of war."
9. "I stiffed that waitress because I need the money I would have tipped her to make a mortgage payment on one of my homes and because I was a prisoner of war."
10. "It was supposed to be my time to be President because I've been a loyal Republican ever since I was a prisoner of war and because I used to be a prisoner of war."