Trump family sacrifices, hopes, wishes, and dreams

Ivanka said the campaign to get her dad elected was hard work and that she hardly had any time to meditate or get a massage.

Skippy Trump said he didn't have time to shoot all the exotic animals in Africa that he wanted to kill.

Donald Trump Jr said he wishes he could poop out pieces of pie. 

Melania Trump said she just wanted to be left alone so she could focus on her plans to rid the world of Jews. 

"And right there is where...

...my men will poop to celebrate our victory over Communism."

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We had about 300 robins stop by our neighborhood the other day for a few hours. They ate a shitload of holly and nandina berries, shit all over our car, deck, and drive way, then they flew off to gawd knows where.

I guess it wasn't so bad though, it could have been worse. It could have been another fucking snow storm.

They're quite the pair

It looks to me like the ballerina holding onto the constipated looking guy is about to poop in her leotard. 1960's advertising fail.