Peering into the future

The following people will be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom under President Orange:

• Ted Nugent
• Alex Jones
• Ann Coulter
• Sean Hannity
• Chuck Norris
• Gomer Huckabee
• The Osmonds
• The guy who invented the 'trucker' hat
• Tila Tequila
• Larry the Cable Guy
• That pig faced woman who called Michelle Obama an ape in heels
• Anyone willing to round up undocumented workers and force them to self deport
• Youth ministers who have not bee convicted of child sex abuse
• Pete Rose