It's denouncing time!

I've got a whole raft of things I want to denounce this week but sadly neither Rev. John Shuck nor instant potatoes made the list this week.  But the following people and things have made it,  so away we go!

1)

One Hour "Martinizing" is a John Birch Society led plot to ruin our country.  Therefore, I denounce it.

2)
I denounce Robin Williams because he is not funny anymore and he makes really shitty movies. 

3) I denounce my former marriage to Grace Kelly and I also denounce all the children born to us while we were married.

However I do not in any way denounce that electric blue sofa in the above picture.

4)  I denounce Bush McCain for not wearing an American flag pin on his lapel.  I also denounce him for not wearing a Vietnamese flag pin and a Mexican flag pin as well.

5) I denounce Tom Baker as the fourth Dr. Who because the show was soooo cheesy back then.   I am not ready to denounce his female companion though because she was too cute for words.
6)  I denounce allergies and my itchy eyes.

7)

I denounce this illustration of an opera singer because I'm no fan of opera.

8)  I denounce McDonalds for using a cute baby as a tool to push their sickening poison laden food.
That's all the denouncing I can handle today but stay tuned next week for more.