White guys in hats talk about how the Trump campaign is going

"I can't wait to see who he does his best to piss off next."

"I need to take shit, can you not see that?  Wait, me having to shit is a perfect metaphor for his campaign.  Now, where the nearest restroom?  I'm touching cloth, if you know what I mean."

"They need more Ivanka and less of those two vulture looking sons of his.  And also, Trump needs to release more nude photos of his wife."

"I will personally eat anyone who says anything bad about Trump.  Also, I like pie. That's no lie."

"I love a train wreck."

"Trump makes Tricky Dick look like a saint and Warren G. Harding look like a genius."

"He needs to say more stuff about how Hillary is going to bugger all of us seniors until we sign our Social Security checks over to her.  That issue isn't talked about enough.  Also, Muslims and the gays, they scare me too.  And robots."

"It's going about how I expected a campaign that features a narcissistic Cheeto looking racist pig ignorant eastern European poon poaching loudmouth dumb ass on the top of the ticket would go."

Hey you, where's your hat?

 "It's in my lap."

 "It's on my head."

 "Go away, stop bothering me.  I'm waiting for my period."

 "The patriarchy took it."

 "I'm wearing my brother's hat because mine is at the cleaners."

 "I have a tennis ball stuck in my taint.  I think I'm in the wrong post."

"I'm took cute for words and so is my hat."

"Help me.  My hat has achieved consciousnesses and it's slowly taking me over."

"Where's my hat?  Fuck you.  Where is your hat Mr. Smartass?  Don't be coming at me with questions about my hat when your head is uncovered you fucking monkey.  Seriously fuck off and go write a funnier post."

If you thought the Pope was the only guy who can rock a red cowboy hat...

...then you've never seen this dude.

Alas, the only red hat I ever wear is my red fez.

What's fun these days?

Oh, okay then.

I don't want to alarm you but...

...we just became bucket hat wearing people.

The girlfriend's hat looks like this:

Except that it's also reversible and when you turn it inside out, it's pink instead of tan.


And this is my actual hat. I realized that the last picture of me I was using as my avatar I did not have my glasses on. So now you get me wearing my hat and my glasses. I'm cute as hell aren't I? You know I am.