Glue Stic...

...it's orgasmic.

The name 'Choke 'n Jizz' was already taken

Oh unfortunately named products, you complete me.

Pssssst, wanna see Kim Novak's pussy?

Well okay then, here you go:

That's one fine looking pussy on that woman.

Peckers

Pileated Woodpeckers to be exact.

This post was inspired by this post.

The original title was 'Hands Off The Pussy'

Double entendre of the year

I laughed like a maniac when took a photo of this product in Target earlier today: If you're not familiar with all the definitions of 'rimming' then please go to the Urban Dictionary and look them up. I'm all about making you learn stuff this holiday season.