Fuck you Charter Cable

I'm blogging from my local library because my internet is out again. It's out even after a "technician" said it was fixed. Charter continues to offer intolerable internet service, shitty digital cable, and spotty phone service. I was going to cancel just the digital cable and keep the internet and phone but the fiasco this weekend, we haven't been able to be online for more than 30 minutes in the past two days, has pushed me over the edge. Tomorrow the DSL people will come out and I'll be getting high speed internet and land line phone service from them for less than half of what the assholes at Charter wanted to charge me per month.

I'm packing all of Charter's digital cable boxes, remotes, and their little phone modem up in a box and I'm taking it out to their local office tomorrow. Oh how I wish I could shove it all up the asses of the shitty technicians they employ, the idiot customer service phone people who's first response is to blame the customers, and all the upper management of that dead awful company.

Fuck you Charter Cable. I hope you go bankrupt and go the way of the dinosaurs.

Fuck you Charter Cable

Charter Cable is the worst cable/internet provider in the USA. Their prices are outrageous, their customer 'service' is a joke, and their digital cable rarely works. My two year sentence, wait, I mean contract, no fuck it, I mean prison sentence with them is up next month and when it's over I'm going to shove the digital cable box up the ass of the manager of the local Charter facility near me.

Their customer service people are petty, mean, vindictive twats, which I guess they learn from management at Charter since no one in that shit ass company ever takes responsibility for anything. Their first and only line of defense is to blame us, their customers, the people who pay their fucking salaries, for any and all problems.

I went to their shit-box local office, which by the way, stinks of flop sweat, cheap wine, and Summer's Eve, to pay my bill today. When I asked the harpy behind the counter when my two year sentence with them was up she laughed at first, obviously thinking I was making a joke. When she saw I was dead serious she began to be belligerent. When I told her I was going to cancel my digital cable next month she became even more enraged and her work slowed to a crawl, showing once again that fine Charter Cable training.

As if that wasn't bad enough, when I got home, I found my internet to be running slower, waaaaaaay slower than usual. Hmm, coincidence? Nope. If you slag one of their shit products, they make the rest of their shit package suck too.

I had thought I might keep their internet and phone service, but now I'm going to look into other avenues for both. And I dare any of their internet trolls to read this post and leave a comment. I'll fucking mark you assholes as spam faster than Obama can cave to John Boehner.

FUCK YOU CHARTER CABLE.