Dating reminder

Nice girls go home, bad girls go everywhere.

Encyclopedia illustrations tell you how to get the girl of your dreams

"Wear ascots."

 "Get a fashion forward haircut."

 "Use your sexy male pattern baldness."

 "Goatees, bitches love goatees."

 "Give her a fifth."

 "Hit on her slowly, over time."

 "Wear a crazy ass ruffled collar."

 "Jewelry."

 "Quote Bible verses to her."

 "Methinks a rakish hat will do the trick."

 "Use a crane."

"Two words: body odor."