Holiday blockbuster books

My contacts in the publishing business assure me the following books will be huge this holiday season.

Nancy Grace's If You're Under Arrest, You're GUILTY!

My three point plan to bring America to Jesus
by Newt Gingrich

I Don't Have Enough of Your Money Yet, So I Wrote Another Book
by Bill Cosby

Suck It Gay America! I Was Married for 72 Days and You Weren't!
By Kim Kardashian

I, Douchebag
by Alton Brown