Crazy old ads from the 1940's

I'm too lazy to blog properly these days. 

Painful itchy pussy needs protection

I found this block of ads in the Nov. 1962 issue of Family Circle. 

I love you, you're perfect...

...now change!

Here's why this blog will never take ads

Over on on Oliver Willis's blog, he's railing against keeping the Bush tax cuts, as well he should. But as I scrolled down the page I saw an ad telling me that we should keep the Bush tax cuts.

And that's why I will never ever put ads on this blog. I won't have my opinions and message undercut by some asswipe who wants to make a dime off my readers. Fuck that noise.

No fatties!

I found this ad in a 1987 edition of Seventeen magazine. And all I can say about it wow, just wow. It's no wonder so many girls have fucked up body issues.

Best Moon related advertisment ever

Master and commander

Does wonders for your bulge too by the looks of it.

Finally! Here's the good news we've all so desperately been needing

Lichen can now be had at discount prices!

I'm not likin' this news, I'm loving it!

Please welcome...

...two new sponsors to the blog!

The first new sponsor is Workers United for Radiation Free Produce who remind you to: And our second new sponsor is Shelf Shop. Located out on Route 14 just past the George W. Bush Home for the Criminally Insane, Shelf Shop now sells more than just shelving systems. Lazlo, Minnie, Gert, and the gang now also sell a full line of protective undergarmentsand braces, supports, and trusses.

They'd also like to remind you that even though Lazlo Jr was never actually convicted of anything, he is no longer doing any deliveries near elementary schools and karaoke bars.

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As always, please do your best to patronize our sponsors.

Good news for high school drop outs

Screw that GED crap, this course may only take you two years.

At home with the Wundrun family

Cheese and electric heat, those crazy kids have it so good in Wisconsin.