Showing posts with label William F. Buckley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label William F. Buckley. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Douchebags are forever

Jane Fonda and I would like to remind you that while all living things must die one day, douchebags are forever.

So long Bill, I'm glad I out lived you.

I actually met and interviewed Bill Buckley back when I was in college and a certain corpulent attorney in the Knoxville area has a picture of me with Buckley to prove it. Some people experiment with sex and drugs in their first few years in college, me, I experimented with being a conservative. As you can tell it didn't suit me. The thing I remember most about talking to Bill Buckley was how shitty he looked close up. He looked a tired truck stop whore on a cocaine and vodka fueled bender. He was nice enough to me but I sensed that he'd rather shove live rats up his butt than talk to me. He spoke to at a fund raising event later that night and despite being a national political figure he refused to answer any questions on politics after his speech. All in all he was quite the persnickity twat.