Another one bites the dust

Congrats to Mark Begich on beating Ted Stevens or as I now refer to him, convicted felon and the worst Senator ever! Your victory keeps one felon out of the the US Senate and it keeps the village idiot Palin back home for at least 6 years.

Reaction to the Ted Stevens guilty verdict is pouring in

"I was so shocked that a Republican was convicted while a Republican President is in office that I dropped my cocktail thermos!"

"I'm so happy over his conviction that I'm going to smoke some of that newfangled Mary Jane that the kids and those hippies talk so much about in my new pipe."

"Mooooo."

"No matter how much I try, I can't get clean. It's been like this ever since Bush and Ted Stevens took us into that immoral war in Iraq back in 2003. I think I must feel the blood of all those innocent people we've murdered for no good reason on me all the time."

"Ted Stevens is innocent! It's all a plot by the justice loving donkey doo doo heads in government. Don't worry Ted, I've got a box inside my hairdo that contains a hack saw blade and I'll bust you out of what ever prison they put you in."

The Ted Stevens corruption trial verdict is in!

Count #1-GUILTY Count #2-GUILTYCount #3-GUILTY

Count #4-GUILTYCount #5-GUILTYCount #6-GUILTYCount #7-GUILTY

It's a bad day, month, year, whatever, to be an entrenched Washington DC Republican.

One wonders if he'll manage to win re-election to the US Senate, if he does then there is something seriously wrong with Alaskan voters, besides the whole electing Palin governor in the first place.