Not up to it

I have many things to say but not much energy to say them, so enjoy Scar-Jo's duck lips for the time being.

A trio of reviews

Wow. I can't believe it took me this long to see The Prestige. In my defense there are a shitload of movies out there to be seen and I'm not the biggest Hugh Jackman fan in the world, although after seeing another great film directed by Christopher Nolan, I'm now a huge Christopher Nolan fan.

This film is spectacular. It's a got a great story that keeps you guessing, although I nearly had it figured out by the time they got to the pay off, it's got great performances, and it's well made all the way around. It can be a little slow and ponderous at times, but trust me, you'll be glad you stuck it out if you stay with it.

Michael Caine, Christian Bale, and Scarlett Johansson are all really good. Hugh Jackman, I'm still not sold on but he was adequate.

I highly recommend this one.

I have never read the book this movie was based on so I wasn't burdened by any expectations of what I thought the film was going to be like before I saw it. I went into it knowing nothing about this project, well nothing aside from the fact that it had Michael Cera in it and that I really like Michael Cera. And you know what? I fucking loved this film. It's funny, it's inventive, and it's a story I could relate to.

Cera, as usual, stands out, as does the beautiful Ms. Portia Doubleday. I also loved Jean Smart, Mary Kay Place, Emmet Walsh, and Zach Galifianakis.

I recommend this one too.
This is one of the most heartfelt graphic novels I have ever read. I have no idea what it's like to be a smart ass young girl who is into things like D&D, giants, and who has to deal with the loss of a parent at a young age. But because I was one, I have a pretty good idea what it's like to be a young smart ass boy who was into geeky things like comic books, obscure baseball facts, and who had to deal with loss of a parent at a young age. I know exactly where this little girl was coming from and I knew exactly what she was dealing with. Our circumstances were very different but they were the same, and that's why I loved this graphic novel.

Here's Judy Greer with a light bulb joke

How many teabaggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. 50 of them get together to protest the fact that their tax dollars were spent on the light bulb in the first place and then they insist that the liberal media is hiding the fact that there were really 50,000 of them at the protest. Then later when they find out that a federal worker changed the light bulb they demand his salary and benefits be cut.

Did you like my joke Scarlett?
Well, okay then.

I hope this isn't an April Fool's joke

Anna Paquin has announced she's bisexual.
Millions of men's feverish fantasies about her went into overdrive as soon as they heard the news.
Many men, and some women, are hoping there is a sex tape of Anna and one of her female lovers floating around out there somewhere.
I'm holding out hope that there's one of her and Scar Jo.
And while I'm at it, I'm also hoping that the both of them are interested in doing a sex tape with me. What? I've been working out lately.
And I'm sure Sparky would be totally cool with me being in a sex tape with Scar Jo and Anna. What? Stop laughing. It could happen.