It's Saturday and Hank still doesn't believe your lies

In fact, just shut your whore mouth while Hank is staring you down. Seriously, don't make it worse on yourself.

Lucky wants a word with you

"Hey, remember the other day when that blowhard Hank the dog was asking that crap about what did and didn't happen during the Clinton years? Well, I'm not about to waste my time on this blog asking dumb dog stuff like that, I'm a three legged cat, I got better things to do than that. So I'm just gonna leave you with a picture of some cows in a field. Enjoy."

Hank has a few questions for you

"Hey, remember when Bill Clinton was President and they took away everyone's guns and they made everyone except people on welfare and the undocumented Mexicans pay 75% of their income in taxes? Remember how everyone was having abortions just for the heck of it? Remember how our country was attacked by terrorists over and over again? Remember how only evangelical christians were working and the rest of you just sat on your asses and collected big fat juicy welfare checks?

What's that? You don't remember all that? Well, that's okay, I don't remember it either because I hadn't been born yet. But I'm sure all that is going to happen again soon if Obama gets elected, at least that's what they say on TV anyway.

Ok, I'm done now. What are you going to feed me?"