Stupor Bowled

Since we got rid of cable this past October I have barely watched football. And I don't miss it. I absolutely don't miss the jackass commentators or the obnoxious fans of teams I hate, Dallas, Pittsburgh, Ohio State, and Notre Dame.

I usually hate the Superbowl but what I hate even more than the game is the idiots who insist they watch the game for the commercials. I want to slap them across their smug lying faces, right after I box the ears of Al Michaels and John Madden.

Sports used to be a big passion of mine but as I grow older, it means less and less to me. There's more important stuff to care about. Anymore, sports are like religion is to me, it's a way to keep people occupied so they don't pay attention to the important issues of the day. Don't worry about what the fundamentalists are doing to our laws and our nation, watch the game instead! Pay no attention to what the corporate industrial complex is doing, watch the game at church instead! Never mind 400 people have more wealth, power, and influence than 150,000,000 of us do, pray to Jesus that the game goes into overtime so we can show you more commercials for things you want to buy but don't really need.

I got over religion a long time ago, it's time now to get over sports.

Yeah baby!

Clean sweep. And yes, I agree with most of you, Fox Sports sucks ass and their coverage sucked. But what can I say? After so many years of losing the big ones and losing to the Yankees, it's nice to see the Sox win another one. Now if the Redskins can just recover from that ass whupping they got yesterday....

Pass me the trash can so I can puke my guts out

I made the mistake of watching this on the World Series pre game show last night. My jaw hit the floor as soon as I saw it and Sparky screamed, "Turn it! Turn it to something sane until they start actually playing baseball!"

Maybe in some parallel universe where the San Diego Padres are the New York Yankees is Bush a World Series hero. And if I was Kirk Gibson, or Don Gibson,or Mickey Lolich,or Derek Jeter, or Jacoby Ellsbury, or David Ortiz, or Lou Gehrig, or Babe Ruth, or Don Drysdale, or Dizzy Dean,or Sandy Koufax, or any bat boy on any team that ever played in the fall classic I'd demand FOX Sports apologize for putting that stupid criminal murdering thug in the same company as me. In fact, if I was them I'd beat the shit out of Rupert Murdoch and Bill O'Rielly for slandering my hero-ness by calling Bush a World Series hero.