It's time for another installment of 'How to tell if you're a horrible person'

If you think that Kaci Hickox is a classic narcissist who has a 'white savior' complex, then you're a horrible person.  If you think she's some kind of liberal plot to spread Ebola, you're a horrible person.

Ms. Hickox went to Africa to actually help people who were suffering with a dread disease.  She didn't sit around and watch Fox News and snipe at people for having the guts to put their life on the line to help others in their hour of need.  She actually got off her ass and went to serve others.  I don't know if she's a Christian or not but she embodies the words attributed to Jesus that say, "What you have done for the least of me, you have done for me."  She's a hero.

And if you bitch that she should be in some quarantine to make a political point or to embarrass President Obama, then you're not only a horrible person, you're a shit stain on the underwear of life.  Do me a favor if you think she's an awful person, go fuck yourself and stop reading this blog.

Think about it...

 More dudes will rub one out while looking at these photos

than will die from Obama' s 'Ebola epidemic.'

And honestly,

I can't fault any dude for jerkin' his gherkin while he looks at these lovely ladies.

Republican fairy tales

The tale of the man who would not work:

"Why do you not work and contribute to our country that is most exceptional?"

"Sir, I do not work because I am reliant on the handouts I get from big government.  Now leave me alone and go make your millions of dollars so that big government can tax you to pay for my bone idleness."

 The tale of what happens after marriage equality: 

"Come you old crone, give me that pussy cat so that I may marry it and fornicate upon it."

"No you cruel varlet, my cat is my pet, I shall keep it."

"You old bitch, you just committed a hate crime!  I'm calling the Department of Justice on you!"

 The tale of how Ebola is spread: 

 "I, President Obama's real Kenyan father, cooked up Ebola in a lab in Africa in order to bring down the country Jesus freedom loving people the world over love.  I must now go to Mexico and give vials of this dread disease to my army of gay Muslim Mexican fascist Communist atheist Catholics so that they may enter the USA illegally and put this noxious poison in candy, sports drinks, and hamburgers across the land!"

 The tale of the return of the fairness doctrine: 

'Twas a dark day indeed when President for Life Hillary Obama Biden FDR Martin Luther King Jr McClinton brought back the fairness doctrine in all media.  With one stroke of her cloven hoofed claw, she silenced Rush, Glenn, Dr. Laura, and all right wing hate talk radio and TV.  She replaced it with Hopi Indian chants, whale songs, the music of Jackson Browne, and the speeches of Rachel Maddow. Now the people have no one to tell them how bad socialism, race mixing, and homosexual sex is.