The real Republicans are finally showing up

Cindy Bush-McCain is a clueless old twat and because of this statement that she made no one should ever take her seriously again. She's a rich spoiled twat who married a spoiled petulant older man who didn't get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder because he has no conscience about what he did in the war. And let's not forget that during his time as a POW Bush McCain cracked under torture and he never ever tried to escape, unlike some of his contemporaries who were in the Hanoi Hilton along with him.

Here's Cindy Bush-McCain with a joke for you

I went to a bar the other night with some Republican ladywife friends and I ordered a whiskey sour with a side of prescription drugs. The bartender gave me my drink and pills and he said, "That'll be 1500 bucks." That's chump change to me so I paid him. He then said, "You know we don't often get presumptive nominee's wives in here buying drinks." So I said to him, "And at these prices you won't get many more!" Hahahahahahahaha.

My friends, isn't Cindy great? She's proud of her country 24/7, unlike me who finds it tough to be proud of my country at times. Thank you Cindy for financing my public career and for not telling people I call you a 'cunt,' oops, I mean thanks for telling that joke. If my campaign just keeps telling jokes then no one will notice that I flip flop on issues every day and that my economic advisers and myself are responsible for most of the economic mess we find ourselves in now.

Shut your mouth soldier boy, you promised me a drink and more pills if I told that joke, now pay up or I'll cut you off from my millions.

My friends, we've got to go. See you later!